Ama’s Birthday Pix
A weird aunty
“Can I sit here?” A standard looking forty something lady with too much make up asked me.
I looked around the restaurant for a while and replied, “There’re lots of tables available, no?”
“Ohohoho, no la actually want to talk to you.” And she just sat her butt with her burger and coke in front of me without my consent.
“Hmm…” I closed my book and grabbed my drink. She must be up for something, donation? Multilevel marketing? Insurance? Ass…
“You know, I’m doing this garment business one. I not Singaporean, I Malaysian ah. Then I want to ask you something, you want to do photoshot or not?”
I was choked almost immediately, “What?”
“Photoshot lo, for my shirt like that loh.”
Something sounds not right, “Oh really. What’s your brand name?”
“We’re new la, so want to find those unknown people loh, don’t want to find famous one.”
F you la, ‘unknown’ is quite offensive. “Your name card, please?”
“Oh I don’t bring, finish already.”
Huh, you said you didn’t bring and then claimed that you ran out of it, substandard lies.
“Nope, not cut out for that, sorry, not interested. Thanks.”
“Oh, too bad la. Give it a try loh.”
“Nope, thanks.”
“What are you working as?”
F you la, leave me alone, “Architect,” and I started eating again.
“Wow very good hoh. You know I actually have this empty house hoh, you maybe can try do the interior design for me la.”
“You don’t even know my work and yet you’re making an offer?”
“Fresh idea always good what. Want or not?”
“I draw ships, tugboat, barge, you know about that? For shipyard. Not interior fancy kind of thing.”
“Ohhh…eh my cousin also build ship one..”
F you la, what don’t you have?!! “What a coincidence, huh. Seems like you have a lot of things going on.”
“If you interested then I can introduce you to my cousin loh.”
“No, thanks. I’m very well paid here,” Nibbling my French fries..
“Eh you don’t look like Singaporean.”
“Why? I’m pure Singaporean. Born and raised here.”
“Don’t sound like one leh.”
“I can sound like one, but I don’t. Umm, sorry, I’m leaving.”
“Eh why so fast, you haven’t finished your food leh. Sit first la let’s talk.”
Grab my half-eaten burger and coke, smile to her, “Bye.”
“Wait wait, don’t know your name leh.”
“Dave.”
“You have number that I contact or not? Who know you interested in my offer.”
“Pen and paper?” I wrote for her an email address that I don’t even remember what it was, something with daveblabla@yahoo.com
“Bye.”
“Bye bye!!” smiling at me brightly.
F you, you can write to hell. I don’t know what she wants, but must not be something good. I guess I would have treated her nicer if she was attractive, appropriately dressed, well touched up, and carried an ostrich birkin, no?!
It’s been a while since I caught a really good movie and this time around, I really think it is worth my money and time spends on ‘Departures’ (おくりびと Okuribito). As you might have already known, this movie wins 81st Academy Award for the category of best foreign language film. I didn’t know when I purchased the ticket. To me, it was like asian version of Six Feet Under. To my surprised, it excels SFU, way too far. However, the movie is quite sad that it was like a funeral in the cinema where people here and there cried, and it disturbed me so much for a lady to cry her heart out and kept snorting, SO NOISY!! And I shushed a couple who sat 6 seats away from me that ate snack loudly, such people with no cinema etiquette. Anyway, it’s a story about a cellist (Daigo) who loses his job and must move back to his hometown. Once back there he reconnects with his past, and comes to terms with his life, love and dreams. Desperate to find a job, he answers an ad listed under departures, which turns out to be misspelled. It was supposed to say the departed, the job pertains to dressing, washing, and putting makeup on the deceased before the funeral. It is a job that most people look down upon because you earn money when someone dies. At first Daigo, does not like his job but little by little he comes to a new understanding of it. The process of prepping the corpse is shown in detail within the context of the story, and little by little we too as an audience get sucked in. it is an incredible ceremony to witness. There’s humor to entertain you, there’re lessons for you to consider, there’s love and meaningful moment for you to enjoy. It’s a really heartfelt and touching movie to be sure. Great cello music as well! Well, to sum it all, I love it, and I don’t care if you don’t. What the ‘F’
The colon scanning did show a baby-fist-size lump at the end of her colon somewhere near anus that had been giving her those entire poo-ing problem. Certainly needed to be removed. Well, it was 12 days ago that she went under the knife. The surgery went well, part of her colon was removed and her ovary was removed impromptu as well. We were later told that it was full of cysts that made it swollen to the size of a kiwi. She could start emptying her bowel the very following day but to complain that it was painful next day. The pain stayed and doctor suggested opening a cut at her stomach to speed up recovery by resting her colon. There she was, operated for the second time in less than a week so that she could shit from her stomach.
So, yea…WTF!!!! She was there, hooked up with tubes and piped here and there stuck in her bed at HDU (High Dependency Unit) room after 10 days straight in ICU unit. I talked her, making sure that she knew I was there. She..was kinda exhausted, or rather..lifeless. Couldn’t sense any spirit in her eyes. And I really pity her stuck there with all the pain. I was really overwhelmed with uneasy feeling. I then learned that she had not been able to speak since her first surgery. Doctor said it was because of the phlegm and long rested vocal pipe that made it difficult for her to start speaking. My mum and I kept talking to her, and good thing her mind was very sound and she nodded to my questions. facebook and its trick
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So I guess whatever we upload will become property of facebook, even after we’ve closed our account. If i dont interprete it wrongly, it means facebook has all the right to use whatever stuff that we have uploaded into our account (since it has been their property). For example, they can lisence your pictures, art-work (maybe poems if you’re crazy), videos or just anything to companies and they dont even need to give you a dime on it for they having the lisence and you agree on it. Man…let’s talk about ‘privacy’.
I watched Milk the other day after I noticed Sean Penn was, again, nominated for Golden Globe. I like him, in ‘I Am Sam’ with Dakota Fanning, and Mystic River, and knowing him married Madonna before makes him cool. However, maybe it’s because he acted so well in I Am Sam before that he still looks a little bit retarded rather than gay in Milk. It’s weird. No wonder he was well beaten by Mickey Rourke (wtf) for this year Golden Globe.
Have been listening to Lee Hom’s latest album. I guess his attempt, again, fails. Alright..he puts a lot of effort to give a rock soul into his album, but Lee Hom being Lee Hom, the whole album is very him. Too bad, he doesn’t even have any single that is big enough to give him more fame from this 心跳 album. Unlike his previous two albums, Kiss Goodbye and 花田錯 are those tracks that can last longer. He’s degrading and boring at the same time. Not that I care whether his singles can make it to the chart or not, it’s really none of my business, I just want to share. But, track 3 - 春雨里洗过的太阳, is a very good song to listen in rainy day when you’re alone. Trust me!
Why the cake??!!!Anyway, I’ll turn 26th this end of the month. I wonder how it feels to be into the 2nd quarter of my life (human’s life expectancy is 99 years)..I really have not made any resolution for this year. Well, life is a lemon, but it’s very beautiful. I guess I can use a little sugar on it, meaning, I’ll take less shit and enjoy the beauty of life. “Keep Moving Forward!” is what Robinson’s family taught, and keep moving forward I shall. The other day when I went out with my friend, after a pizza and beer, we talked a lot about work, girls, asses and lots of bullshit as well. Human is a sociable life being, and he is sure that he would not be able to live without friends, and best friends. I agree that humans are interdependent towards each other, but the truth is, everyone keeps their own needs on the top of their priority, it’s not selfish, it’s just human. Friendship, according to a friend of mine whom I admire most, is made from communication and understanding. We need friends, to share with and to learn from, but my opinion is, don’t put too much hope so you wont feel unrequited at times in need.
Dr.Ooi : “Err…well, drinking is never good. You can just tell your friends or clients that your doctor ban you from drinking when they ask you too.”
Me : “Huh, not even a glass of wine, or champagne? You know, it’s weird celebrating or toasting with tea or coke.”
Dr.Ooi : “Haha, okay, well, a glass, that’s all.”
Me : “Good, thanks, so can I assume that my liver is healthy?”
Dr.Ooi : “But fatty. You should exercise and eat more healthy food.”
Me : “Alright.”
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